Christian Bartholomew

Christian is the guitar-grinding, keyboard-killing, designated beer tester for Sqwank. Since his humble early years growing up in a trailer in the desolate wastelands of Indiana, making music has been his only true passion. He still draws inspiration from his youth, carrying over the trailer-park ambiance into his current role in the band: "PBR and OE are my lifeblood," says Christian. "Without these crucial components of creativity, I would never miss a beat."

When he's not making music (which is very rare), Christian can be found engaging in one of his many hobbies, including law school, European travel, and public policy analysis.

• Burnt Out EP
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